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(574): View more from Indiana

Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.

(260): View more from Indiana

At least you didn't call me Brittany this time

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(504): View more from Louisiana

That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."

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(979): View more from Texas

if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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(914): View more from New York

Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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(818): View more from California

I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!

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