do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
thus making me awesome and them whores
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
