i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
