called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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