birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
is it fun? or sober?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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