someone threw a dead crab at me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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