If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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