The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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