Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Two words: nipple clamps
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