You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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