You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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