Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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