That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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