Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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