Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
