you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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