Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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