Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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