I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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