My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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