i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
only if we run a train.
done.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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