Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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