yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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