What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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