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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark

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(917): View more from New York City

Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him

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(254): View more from Texas

The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(518): View more from New York

no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.

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(817): View more from Texas

When was the last time you wore pants?

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Time is relative.

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And pants are optional.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it

(661): View more from California

I know! I’m the best!

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