Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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