I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
