Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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