what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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