I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
soo... how was my night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
