i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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