oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
