Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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