the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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