I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
