You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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