eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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