I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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