It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
whose parrot is this?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
