How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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