i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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