She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I love you. Go after that dick
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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