I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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