Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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