More tranny stories later!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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