you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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