ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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