So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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