I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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