used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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